
RT @fuckKevon: I’m the loneliest dog alive…
But I keep on dancing to throw them off…
I’m gonna run out of moves, ‘cause I can’t groove to the blues; if you know any DJs, tell them to call me at nine-one-one…
📸@KomodoKitty https://t.co/i9tOJ5K77e (Source)
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Home Notification: Intruder alert!!‼️🏠 (at Denver, Colorado)
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ignoring men is self care
y’all would of thought i said kill all men by how dramatic the replies on this post are
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minecraft cave sounds more like minecraft better cut that freaky shit out before i call the cops
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fuck jkr for convincing a whole generation that “witch” and “wizard” are male/female versions of the same thing
witches
- herbs and gardening
- cook a lot
- wear lots of black
- cats
- magical brews
- probably the village midwife
- cottage in the woods
- vine whips and healing spells
- bigass hat but it’s all slouchy and cute
wizards
- wear blankets, if you’re lucky
- lab in a tower
- grad student vibes
- will definitely accidentally kill you
- fireballs
- high in some kind of magical drug
- hat that scrapes the ceiling
- cannot keep a familiar alive for more than a week
stop saying warlocks are male witches! warlocks are a whole ass third thing!
- magical sugar daddy
- glam goth
- looks like a distinguished gay but that’s only because of, again, magical sugar daddy
- probably rich even though you never see them working
- fruity drinks
- significantly more likely to be twinks than the general population
- tentacles
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Date a werewolf who is into chastity and orgasm denial!!
Those years were ROBBED from me i’m still bitter about it.
I’m happy for them
I’m jealous but I’m so happy that going forward people will be able to.
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